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Jessie, 19, Ohio.



My mom bought these STUPID jar things full of colorful pasta and spices literally in like 2001 and every time somebody new comes over they’re like let’s make pasta and I have to explain that it’s a decoration and its so embarrassing because seriously who buys pasta for decoration it’s probably like stale or something but she’s obsessed with them and thinks they’re the coolest thing since sliced bread so if this gets 2k+ notes I’ll cook ALL of the pasta an put it back in the jar and see how long it takes my mom to realize her prized possession has been destroyed (aka cooked like its suppOSED TO BE)

My mom bought these STUPID jar things full of colorful pasta and spices literally in like 2001 and every time somebody new comes over they’re like let’s make pasta and I have to explain that it’s a decoration and its so embarrassing because seriously who buys pasta for decoration it’s probably like stale or something but she’s obsessed with them and thinks they’re the coolest thing since sliced bread so if this gets 2k+ notes I’ll cook ALL of the pasta an put it back in the jar and see how long it takes my mom to realize her prized possession has been destroyed (aka cooked like its suppOSED TO BE)



10 months ago at 06:58pm with 131 notes | #lolololol #mom #reblog #pasta #text post

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    COOK THEM
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    Jesus… Don’t feed it to her! Haha what if it’s old she might get sick?
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